As it turns out, Ian won both awards! Adele now has a "Proud Parent" bumper sticker to give to Daddy (she already had one on her car) as well as more to post on the refrigerator.
We went outside of Ian's classroom to await his release from class. Once he came out, we talked to him about a number of things and while in earnest discussion, another teacher came by and sharply addressed one of the many students in Spanish.
Ian was impressed. "That teacher is very smart because he knows how to speak in two languages," he said. "He sounds like he must have come from Mexico."
Adele looked at Ian. She quickly told him that he could speak more than one language if he wanted to, too. "Why don't you take a Spanish Class when you get into middle school?" she asked.
"I'd rather take French." he replied. "I've wanted to go to France for my entire life." Ian is eight.
"French? France?!?!" Adele retorted. "Why do you want to go there? The people smell because they don't take regular baths."
And then she looked Ian up and down. Shook her head. And sadly stated, "Ah, but yes. You don't like to take baths either."